⚠️ INCOMING TRANSMISSION: NEW LIFE FORM DETECTED ⚠️
"Make it so!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
▬ MEDICAL SCAN ▬
STATUS: OPTIMAL
WEEK: 19/40
SIZE: 152MM
WEIGHT: 240G
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NEURAL: ACTIVE
CARDIAC: 140BPM
MOVEMENT: DETECTED
AUDIO: RESPONSIVE
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STARDATE: 2025.524
MISSION: BABY BLASTOFF
PROGRESS: 46.3%
ETA: 2025.860
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DR. CRUSHER: "EXCELLENT"
WORF: "HONORABLE"
DATA: "FASCINATING"
TROI: "JOYFUL"
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LIFE SUPPORT: GREEN
SHIELDING: ACTIVE
POWER: 98%
CREW STATUS: READY

New Crew Member Welcoming Ceremony

For the future Starfleet Academy Cadet of Captain Melissa Sack and Chief Engineer Kyle Gato

You Are Cordially Invited to Participate!

Mission Parameters

Join us aboard the USS Baby Shower
as we celebrate the upcoming arrival of our newest crew member!

When: Stardate 2025.680 • Sunday, September 7, 2025
1300-1600 Hours (1:00-4:00 PM)

Where: Wu Loon Ming Restaurant, North Billerica, MA

Who: All crew members welcome!
This mission is open to officers of all genders, species, and classifications

Come celebrate new life, friendship, and the final frontier of parenthood! 🚀👶

Event Details

Mission Date & Time

Sunday, September 7, 2025 (Stardate 2025.680)

1300-1600 Hours (1:00-4:00 PM)

Mission Location

Wu Loon Ming Restaurant

8 Chelmsford Rd
North Billerica, MA 01862

Private Function Room
Separate back entrance from parking lot

Navigation Coordinates

Course plotting assistance for mission participants:

DESTINATION COORDINATES:

Wu Loon Ming Restaurant

8 Chelmsford Rd, North Billerica, MA 01862

Special Instructions: Use separate back entrance from parking lot

Docking Bay Information

Parking: Private back parking lot available

Access: Direct connection to back entrance

Private Room: Separate function room with dedicated entrance

No need to go through main restaurant - park and enter directly!

FROM MASSACHUSETTS

From Boston/I-95:

• Take I-95 North to Exit 37B (Route 3 North)

• Follow Route 3 North for ~8 miles

• Take Exit 31 (Chelmsford Road)

• Turn right onto Chelmsford Road

• Restaurant is 0.5 miles on the right

From Worcester/I-495:

• Take I-495 North to Exit 38

• Follow Route 3 North

• Take Exit 31 (Chelmsford Road)

• Turn right, restaurant on right

FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

From Manchester/I-93:

• Take I-93 South to Exit 1 (I-495 South)

• Follow I-495 South for ~12 miles

• Take Exit 38 (Route 3 South)

• Follow Route 3 South for 2 miles

• Take Exit 31 (Chelmsford Road)

• Turn left onto Chelmsford Road

From Nashua/Route 3:

• Take Route 3 South directly

• Take Exit 31 (Chelmsford Road)

• Turn left, restaurant on right

Access Star Charts (Google Maps)

Supply Requisition Database

Essential supplies and equipment for our newest crew member:

Emergency Diaper Supply Lottery

MISSION BRIEFING

Transport any pack of diapers to the celebration and receive one lottery access code per pack. Recommended sizes: Newborn, Size 1, Size 2 (though any size is appreciated for future missions).

🏆 PRIZES AWARDED: Command will distribute multiple prizes to lucky supply contributors!

Prize drawing will commence during the celebration. Live long and prosper! 🖖

Starfleet Protocol Notice

Optional Mission Supplies: While contributions to our supply manifest are greatly appreciated by Command, they are not required for mission participation.

Your presence at this celebration is the most valuable cargo we could request. 🖖

Access Registry Database

Registry Portal: my.babylist.com/startrekbaby

Mission Attendance Confirmation

Please confirm your participation in this important mission:

Mission Photo Archive

Visual logs from our ongoing mission:

Current Mission Status

Expected Arrival Date:
December 3, 2025 (Stardate 2025.860)

New Crew Member:
Male Classification Confirmed 👦

Mission Progress:
Currently at Week 19 of deep space exploration

Mission Commander:
Expecting Parents & Starfleet Command

Federation Pregnancy Tracker
◄ BABY BLASTOFF ►
19
Weeks
Mission Progress
47.5% Complete
Size Comparison
Tribble
Tribble
About the size of these adorable, purring creatures from the original series!
◄ SPECIFICATIONS ►
LENGTH: 152mm
WEIGHT: 240g
Development Status

External sensor arrays are now fully calibrated! The crew member can detect and process audio signals from outside their current environment. Communication with the outside world is established.

Fun Fact: Baby can hear sounds outside the womb
Ship Status Report
Life Support
OPTIMAL
Power Systems
98%
Structural
GREEN
Navigation
ONLINE
Mission Progress: Week 19/40
Crew Status: ALL READY
Expected Arrival: Dec 3, 2025
Medical Bay Report
Patient Status: STABLE
Development: ON SCHEDULE
Size: 152mm (Tribble)
Weight: 240g
Neural Activity: ACTIVE
Dr. Crusher's Note: "All systems functioning within normal parameters. Patient shows excellent development progress."
Sensor Array
�� SCANNING...
External audio detected
Heartbeat: 140-150 BPM
Movement patterns: ACTIVE
Response to stimuli: POSITIVE
Sensory Systems: ONLINE
Hearing: FUNCTIONAL
Touch: DEVELOPING
Brain Activity: RAPID GROWTH
Communications
🔊 INCOMING TRANSMISSIONS:
"This is Captain Picard. We're excited to welcome our newest crew member!"
"Data here. Calculating optimal celebration parameters..."
Frequency: OPEN
Signal Strength: EXCELLENT
Encryption: LEVEL 7
Advanced Scanner
Click "INITIATE SCAN" to begin deep scan...
Scanner Status: READY
Resolution: MAXIMUM
Range: FULL SPECTRUM